10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die