10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• It's Free To Fold...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.