10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.