10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• im going to 2 out you to death