10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright