10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus