10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio