10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'