10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.