10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.