10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm