10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez