10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is for loners.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...