10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon