10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for loners.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-