10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is for loners.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer