10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson