10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.