10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Welcome to kicker school
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."