10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."