10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)