10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)