10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.