10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."