10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi