10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."