10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth