10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris