10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery