10 Random Poker Quotes
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- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."