10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.