10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.