10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker