10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"