10 Random Poker Quotes

Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
if u play for the thrill u are ill
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from