10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.