10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss