10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)