10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "No river, no fish."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm