10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.