10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear