10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike