10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth