10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!