10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer