10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.