10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)