10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!