10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm