10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson